There once was a cat. He once got kicked by a man named Paul because Paul didn’t like the cat’s eggs. The eggs were warm because the refrigerator broke. The fridge was not broken. It was pretending to be broken because it wanted to sleep more.
“That’s mean,” said the cat. “What aren’t you cooling down my eggs?”
“Because I’m broke,” said the fridge.
Paul looks at the back of the refrigerator. “It is not broken. It is just a lazy refrigerator.”
Paul looks up on the computer, can refrigerators lie?
In big read text: YES!
Paul and the cat beat up the refrigerator. They are spitting on the refridgearro who is screaming AHHHHHHH. THey buy a new one and that one is more efficient.